1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
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I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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