i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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