mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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