Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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