I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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