Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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