So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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