After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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