see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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