Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
My liver just had a heart attack.
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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