so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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