quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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