I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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