you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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