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the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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