It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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