I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
