Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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