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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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