Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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