dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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