Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We had sex on a dog bed..
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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