ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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