So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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