Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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