I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I believe in your delicious
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Randomize
