I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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