I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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