Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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