Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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