The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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