I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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