Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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