so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
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I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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