I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
