Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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