thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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