I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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