No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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