when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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