I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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