so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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