I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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