I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
What a fucking waste of an outfit
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
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Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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