Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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