think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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