NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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