I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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