dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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