so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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