you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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