@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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