Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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