Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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Send help, water and tortillas.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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