Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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