i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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