I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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