Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Randomize
